Sidney: Tell me, is it true that God answers all prayers?
Chandler (“Jesus”): Yes. … Sometimes the answer is no.
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.– Anonymous (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs....– Scott Pilgrim (via bottleinasea)
I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me...– Neil Gaiman (via sallyintheskywithdiamonds)